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/ Persons attempting to find a motive in  \
| this narrative will be prosecuted;      |
| persons attempting to find a moral in   |
| it will be banished; persons attempting |
| to find a plot in it will be shot. By   |
| Order of the Author                     |
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| -- Mark Twain, "The Adventures of       |
\ Huckleberry Finn"                       /
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